Tight tuck

All right- this is going to be short and sweet tonight. All you older guys out there- stop it with the tight tuck and the pants pulled up to your pits. I do not know when this was ever in fashion but I know it has never been flattering. It elongates the butt to about 5 times its original size (atleast I hope it's not really that size) and shortens your torso to almost nonexistent. Please, for the love of all that is attractive, if you have to hike your pants up (and I really do not understand how guys of all people could find this comfortable), but if you must- then at the very least leave your shirt untucked so the rest of us aren't forced to look and wonder how you can possibly get your pants that high. And if you MUST tuck - why the tight tuck? Must the shirt be jammed so tightly into your pants that it keeps your arms pinned at your side? How about a litle give- a little blousing out? Come on, it's 2010- give whatever decade that was a rest and try something daring...bootcut.